gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

'I don’t need to be rich or have a fancy home. I just want to go to sleep at night knowing my labor had heart, I’ve loved fiercely and lived close enough to the edge that I can see the waves kiss the rocks.'
— (via soulsscrawl)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring